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toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 
"A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there."
humansofnewyork:

"What’s your son’s greatest superpower?""His heart.""What’s your dad’s greatest superpower?""He can fly."

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

holde-maid:

Burn this fucking shit

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kat-whiskers-phan:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

PLEASE BE CAREFUL <3 

saitin:

me when i cum 

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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